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it up] please get or use a spell-checker.)
Nasty Emails!
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(Once again,
letter-writers: if you don't want to perpetuate the notion that
Republican SUV-driver-gun-owners are stoooopid,
check your spelling, grammer, and punctuation. For example: three
errors in this latest example. Home schooled? Bush supporter?)
(Strange pattern unfolding: so-called conservative pro-life Christians
insist on their right to guzzle Arab oil and kill when annoyed by
liberals. Still bad at grammer and spelling!)
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Looking at this sight is a waste of time
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You people are fucking jackasses.
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why don't you put your address on here pussy liberal so anyone tagged
by you assmunches can personally thank you
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Are you one of those bleeding heart liberals? You know - the ones
who want hate speech to be outlawed?
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Brandon,
Ignorance is your lightsaber.
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This website is absolutely hilarious. I'd love to see you liberal
motherfuckers do anything for your country except bitch about how
bad war is. If i saw you I'd personally love to bust your nose!
and as far as my suv goes, I have a Ford Excursion thats lifted
14 inches and sits on 44 inch tires, if i saw your bullshit stickers
I'd just run over your pathetic ass. Republican in 08 fuck democrats!
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Please, please, step in front of one of my suv's
at speed. please.
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I think your advise against tagging is very wise.
Being a "conceal and carry" permit holder, I'd hate to
mistake the guy trying to tag my Nissan Xterra as a car jacker.
As the sticker on my bumper says "The gun in the drivers hand
is larger than it appears"
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The best part of this terrible web-site is reading
that other people detest what you are doing. I, most unfortunately,
stumbled upon this website in doing research. Funny, you think
all republicans are uneducated, drive SUVs and happen to be "red-necks".
The sad part is, you are the ignorant ones here, not those you campaign
against.
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Letter From a Scientist! (Let's guess: another home-schooled
reader! Can you find the two spelling and grammar errors?)
Calling people stupid because they don't believe
the theory of evolution - which is easily disproven using only science,
without discusing spiritual beliefs at all - seems rather small
minded. At best.
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Tell me this isn't too much of an extremely anti-republican website.
You take your "movement" towards owners of SUV's. We pay
for gas just like everyone else. I guess it’s our problem
that gas prices have been sky-rocketing. That makes a lot of sense?
Considering that pick up trucks consume just as much gasoline. As
do your older model cars and crazy drivers. While you’re at
it, go ahead and start bashing airline's, shipping companies, school
buses, construction vehicles; since they consume outrageous amounts
of gas also. Fuck you all and your "anti-SUV" regime.
It all comes down to how much one is willing to pay and how much
pride they take in their own vehicle. Find better use for your free
time. By the way, if you all are so "hardcore", go slap
one of your extremely noteworthy stickers on my car. I failed to
find any actual stickers on actual cars on your website. Looks to
me you either photo shopped it or copy and paste. The day liberals
explain why they know everything is the day I will be happy.
Ryan Steele 1-502-592-3891 Give me a call and tell me what you think
asshole. Until then, I’ll be driving my 5.2 Liter V8 Jeep.
Fuck you assholes.
(Ryan wants your calls. Tell him that his grammer and punctuation
errors make him look stupid.) (Ryan: send us your address and we'll send you a few actual stickers!)
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i don't have an suv, but i think they are great,
i like to burn alot of fuel in my car so i put 2 carburators on
it. you gotta love it.
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too precious for words: in a pdf file linked below (as introduction
to the book), a beautifully articulated essay FROM A LIBERAL STANDPOINT
which elucidates why so many leftists such as yourselves are just
as sheeplike in your aversion to independent thinking and in your
intellectual laziness or incompetence as the rednecks and Republicans
you love to hate!!! Regardless of whether you agree with it or not
(which is moot since it asks questions more than it tries to postulate
a position), you young wannabe intellectuals won't be able to read
it without getting just a bit more of a sinking realization that
you are sheeplike, morally lazy, and intellectually lazy or else
just plain stupid!!! (here)
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It seems to me that your solution is to simply "ban" suv's.
Why? Because you simply don't like them. I'm suprized you people
don't create any more great demands of changing the way consumers
spend. Why don't we limit the size of homes that people purchase
because larger houses require more energy. From now on we must all
live in cracker box houses that are small, cramped and require minimal
amounts of energy to construct, heat, and cool. NO WAY!! I will
make decisions for myself dealing with my transportation. It is
an economic and practical decision for me to drive a 1997 full size
4x4 pickup. If someone has a problem with that than they can feel
confident that their opinion is heard, and grossly ignored due to
the lack of respect of my PERSONAL decision. I am an American and
that is my right, just like people have a right to be homosexual.
It is thier choice. By attacking "stereotypical" drivers
of 4x4 vehicles you are no better than someone who is critical of
gay people for what ever purpose. True some owners of 4x4 vehicles
are idiots, yet at the same time many people part of the environmental
movement are just as dumb by getting caught up in emotional agrguements
with little logic. Not all environmentalist are that way, but before
making accusations of a group as a whole, maybe you should look
at your self and think before speaking. If you and your anti-suv
crowd want to reduce the number of 4x4's on the road take a better
more intelligent approach. Demand the price of gas up to $4 per
gallon, that would certainly change my driving habits and vehicle
selection. It wouldn't take away the aspect of choice, and it would
effecively accomplish your goals. You and all the bandwagon jumping
extreamists need to catch a clue.I hope I don't get "tagged"
because if I do, somebody is going to get "tagged" back
and I don't believe my definition of the word is the same as yours.
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Why not just call yourselves the crisis of the month club?
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This site is retarded. That is from a 6'3" 230lbs full time
computer tech and part time bouncer in the most "diverse"
part of a city that you would never stray through. I'd be happy
to tell you more to your face, while you swallow your own teeth.
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I think this is completely ridiculous. To think that you
all got it in your minds that you need to "save" the earth
by defacing someone's private property is mind-boggling. I can tell
you one thing... if anyone comes near my SUV with a sticker... it
will get shoved so far up their ass they will have to blow their
nose to get it out. (Physically impossible, yes...but the comical
aspect of seeing that is well worth saying it.)Who do you all think
you are to put some random (ugly-ass) sticker on someone's brand
new Hummer? If I just spent $60k on a car and someone got a speck
of dust that I did not permit on it(let alone a bumper-sticker!)
I would kill them. You people need to get lives and stop worrying
about just being a pain in the ass for a while. And the oil people
use to heat their homes come from the same place we get the oil
to run our SUV's... so are ya gonna start putting these cheap ass
stickers over people's houses?
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do you actually think what you do is effective? do you actually
think you serve a purpose in life, other than to annoy people who
HAVE lives? " NO WAR ", ey? well of course no one wants
war, you liberal dickheads, but sometimes that's what has to be
done. All of you naive hippies take a " moral " stand
against war, but what about the moral stand against people like
Saddam Hussein? or is it just another one of those conspiracies
manufactured by the corporations, and the oil companies, and the
administration, that S.H. and his government had raped, tortured,
and killed hundreds of thousands, maybe even over a million of its
own people? this fact may be a worn cliche by now but it doesn't
change that its a fact. and okay, maybe the war wasn't all about
bush's sympathy for the iraqi people but it was certainly not the
lust for oil adventure that you clueless, overly cynical and prematurely-jaded
morons claim it is. If we wanted Iraq's oil, we could get it in
easier ways. Did that ever strike you?...... wow, i just wasted
10 minutes on this worthless, soon to be forgotten website...priority
check needed....(PS if Al Gore had become president, we'd all be
carrying guns around to protect ourselves) so keep it up, youre
worthless struggle, and keep on pushing the limits of digital bullshit
on your merry way.
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Subcommander Brandon, and Subcommandant Tanya: Your stickers and
website are stupid and offensive. One of your little "taggers"
put a sticker on my SUV, then ran inside the grocery store to hide.
I witnessed it from a distance and saw where their car was parked
(which happened to have ALL of the stickers on your website on its
bumper). So I took the "Jesus hates your SUV" (I'll go
off on this later) sticker, plus all the ones on their bumper, and
made a nice collage on their windshield. First of all, your stickers
say things about "terrorist oil". What exactly is terrorist
oil? I seroiusly want a defintion. And also, SUV's use the same
oil that every other car does, so your claims are mired in hypocrisy.
Second, are you just trying to piss off everyone of faith in America?
You pissed me off with your fucking bumper sticker on my huge, bulky,
wasteful SUV(and i am damn proud of it. it's called capitalism.
i can buy whatever the fuck i want and waste however much mon!ey
i want on it). Who the hell are you to say what Jesus hates or not?
Maybe Jesus hates YOU for passing judgement on someone simply by
the car they drive. Your fun facts were fun indeed for me. You compare
Bush's adminstration to facism, and in the same breath you would
certainly ask for regulations on the purchase of SUV's? Does that
not strike you as a little facist? And I would also certainly like
to see some of these "facts" supported by something. I
gurantee you made half of that bullshit up, because none of that
stuff is documented by any reputable source (conspriracy newsletters
aren't reputable sources). (Brandon interjects: all facts
are referenced and cross-checked. Sorry!)The freedom you
are enjoying by speaking out on this website is sadly something
we share, which is freedom. I can buy an SUV, I can spend endless
money on the gas for it, and there is not a damn thing you can about
it by making this hateful, stupid, and propaganda-filled website.
Please, come back at me with something worthwhile, not the horseshit
you put on your worthless website. Thanks for the free bumper sticker,
P.S. I hope I catch someone else from your fun little group putting
a sticker on my car, because next time I wont be so creative and
nice in my response, I will just beat their puny ass. Take your
imature stickers and stick them up your ass before one of your customer's
is shot degrading someone's property.
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I really don't have much to say to you.......obviously I think your
encouraging people to "tag" other people's vehicles is
nothing short of laughable. But the Better Business Bureau's website
said I had to contact you first before reporting you.......so, that's
what I'm doing! Have a nice day!
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Your extremist, idiotic way of going about this will never make
any useful change. I wish people like you could funnel your
energies to truly help the situation. People see you as radical
freaks and therefore shy away from your message. You give
true environmentalists a bad name.
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I just talked to the police about your tagging program. And it is
illegal to vandalize a car by putting a sticker on it with the owner's
approval so calling 911 may get your tagger arrested.
And I hope it does.
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you guys are idiots at the highest evel,
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I was going to sell my truck to buy a car that got better gas milage,
until I read these anti-suv sites. You guys are nuts
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dont get stuck on stupid!!!! 9/11 and the war on
terror.... GET IT.. Nope! You will not. Your stuck on stupid.. No
further response!
(note: stupid people are the ones who don't
know how to use the contraction "you're." )
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Confusing
Emails: a silly tagger swings a totally committed
environmentalist to the dark side! He cancelled the landfill power
project! Eeek! Now he probably believes in intelligent design as
well! Mea culpa! (We
stand by our belief that Hummer drivers are cretins. If this person
really cancelled a well-thought out, complex and time-consuming
project because of a tagger he's got a spine like a noodle. If he's
making the story up he's a coward. Case closed!)
Part 1: Dear Guerillastickers: My Hummer was tagged
and the sticker was applied to the painted surface with a hardening
compound intended to cause damage. The text came off with
a little water, but the compound ruined the paint.
So I will pay the $100 deductible and drive a loaner Hummer while
mine is in the shop.
Here’s the great part . . . I have worked in the power generation
industry for about 22 years and my main focus is on technology that
uses waste to generate methane fuel to run generators. This
was cool because the natural development of methane was consumed
to make electricity. This reduced greenhouse gas accumulation.
Another fun fact is that I work projects that are mainly in countries
that have impoverished communities that have no infrastructure for
power. The power development projects I helped with seen families
with electricity and heating for the first time in their life.
Last great really fun fact . . . . I have a landfill power project
about to go into final design this week. After being tagged
I emailed my project director and told him to cancel the project.
I figure the amount of methane that will be naturally released into
the atmosphere, and the 250MW of “free” electrical power
this project would have produced – should be a good start
to undo any progress you have garnered.
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Part 2: Dear Guerillastickers:
The “silly” tagger you refer to caused $1,765.36 damage
to my Hummer. My insurance paid the bill so the cost will be reflected
in the underwriters premium rates that effect all who are insured
with my insurance provider. Your cause gained nothing from
this cowardly act . . . in fact it actually served to hurt the innocent.
I am not a “totally committed environmentalist “ you
made that up to make your story have more appeal. You simply
lied in an effort to make your point. My profession just happens
to deal with projects that have an environmentally friendly overtone.
The point, that you obviously missed, was that your actions mean
nothing. You champion a cause by cover of night and spread
your message similar to “doorbell ditchem”. Where
is the valor in this ?
How does it feel to know that all your time and effort produced
absolutely no effect on the world.
(This just in: Hummer owners are too dim to comprehend irony,
and are easy pickings for disreputable body shops.
Plus, our time and effort have produced absolutely no effect on
the world. Shit. But wait! We pissed off a Hummer owner! It hasn't
been a total waste after all! [We wonder if this guy is tough enough
to drive a Humvee in Iraq, like a real
soldier. We doubt it.])
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(Endless sentence written by recent 40-year-old
grade-school graduate follows. Note misuse of "migrate,"
spelling errors, and lack of commas. Stoopid!
The reason we are accused of acting "elite" is
that they're stoopid! And, yes,
we'll take the offer of a ticket to Cuba!)
Your scare tactics and fear mongering targeted at the senior citize
class all but confirm the fact that without the facts of the average
American citizen's way of life you are a parasite on society trying
to desperately cling to the socialist dream of the government controlling
every citizen's right to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
Unfortunately for people who are uneducated (such as yourselves),
Communism was a dismal failure. See the Soviet Union, China
and Cuba. Why are people from countries such as these desparately
attempting to migrate into this country vs. people from Democracies
trying to migrate to Communistic countries? Please get a grip on
yourself and your political views in context with the rest of the
world. If you want a ticket to Cuba I think I can arrange
that for you.
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New
Category:
Strange E-mails to Us
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TO
ALL MY FAN BASE IN TEXAS
KEEP UP ALL THE HATE !!! IT SHOWS WHAT TRUELY YOUNG REPUBLICANS
STAND FOR... JUST ASK OUR CHURCH FAMILY ALL THE YOUNG, WEINERS QUIT
!!!!! WAY TO GO BUSH JR FOLLOWERS... READ JOHN
IT'S IN THE BIBLE DEMOCRATICLY YOURS, HUGS AND LUVS
MELANEE KELEMAN
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REPUBLICAN, CHRISTIAN, MAMMA'S BOYS'THEY
CAN NOT THINK FOR THEMSELVES, THEY HAVE TO FOLLOW!!!!! THEY ARE
NOT LEADERS, THIS IS WHY THEY ARE SO JEALOUS OF THE AWESOME DEMOCRATS.....MY
GOD, MAN, GET OFF, OF MAMMA'S RIGHT TIT, AND START BEING THE MAN
GOD MADE YOU TO BE!!!!! I LOATHE BUSHIE BOY JR. AND HIS FAT HEAD
ARROGANT, CHUMP CHEANEY!!!!! THANK YOU
MELANEE KELEMAN
HILLARY 08!!!
ALL OF THE HATE MAIL LUVS IT!!!!
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Viscious Cycle At the risk of alienating an entire Bay area social
group I have this to say: To the spandex clad horde of speed cyclists
who invad Pass-a-Grille Beach on Sunday mornings (claiming, at the
very least, an entire traffic lane) calm down, file up (single that
is), and pay attention. You nearly ran over a friend of mine, meandering
perhaps, on his bicycle on a recent Sunday. A resounding "HO,HO,HO!"
was heard from the pack. You are not Santa Claus and you were the
ones in the way. As a horde you cannot effectively navigate around
slower vehicles or pedestrians so until you get some reindeer, please
slow down or file up. I am an avid cyclist myself (raced 25 years
ago, ride my bicycle to work almost every day) but remain wary of
the group mentality.
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Hi! can you make a sticker that is invisible during the day and
gets visible with under light at night/mist - one that gets brighter
as you comes closer to it..
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As Bill O'Reilly has threatened his guests with publishing their
phone numbers and addresses, a website has now published O'Reilly's
address: http://cryptome.org/billo-birdseye.htm
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(somebody please set this next one to music...)
Angry dump trucks (SUV's) plowing through residential
communities without regard to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness,
as well as bumper slapping morons will be capped on sight. You will
be forced to eat each others shit and shit out that shit and eat
that shit which is made of the shit you just ate. You are
the ball lickers. And all you mofo's are gonna pay!
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Golly all you SUV owners sure like to act tough.
We'll see how tough you are when I pull you out of your hummer and
beat your sorry ass.
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we can trust Jesus on the war against terror but not bush (already
screwed us) or kerry (will screw us)
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Evil republicrats, or in other words this past john
is a fuckhead too since he gave us as many solutions as george.
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All republicans suck dick, they are all stupid pansy ass
motherfuckers who dont know shit about shit. They are all just a
bunch of white trash rednecks who like dick up their ass. If you
are a republican let me spell this out to you. YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
SUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK BALLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS! but not all republicans
are rednecks, some are just gay faggots and stupid fucks woith a
2nd grade education. They dont care about human life but they sure
do care about killing babies before they are boren! lol, republicans
are so stupid.
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E-mails to us from
Trailer Parks (note
non-use of apostrophes & spelling errors at odds with occasional
declarations of exalted I.Q.)
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as for tax cuts their not cuts just less raping i have been fucked
over for about 45% taxes and the goverment gave everyone 600 dollars
back what bullshit even the moochers who don't pay get back the
same amount of money and then complain i got money back too you
liberals suck please use a ballpeen hamer to your thick stupid skull
and smash daily and any tough talking liberals out there blow me
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73-87/91 chevy truck blazer and suburbans kick ass and i will always
drive one so fuck you whats the deal everybody has a right do drive
what ever they want so fuck all you gay ass hole liberals
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i found one of your stupid frends puting a bumper sticker
on my lifted 1990 suburban he was driving one of those hibrid things
who do you think you are my suburban has over 550 hp no stupid 4
banger p o s is going to insalt tha so he vandalised my truck i
totaled his hibrid and the only damage i got was that stupid bumper
sticker.
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Your never going to stop SUVs from being made. Vandalizing is not
the way of getting your pint across. Wait you got no point. Say
you actually got SUVs off the road. Then what? Cars are next? You
want ever stop bitching until we live in trees and walk state to
state. Save the planet oh save the planet. You talk about how people
get pissed off when you put stickers on there SUVs. Wouldn't you
get pissed if someone put a sticker on you car and you had to peel
it off and it peeled the paint off of your car and you had to get
a new paint job. Yeah you would be pissed too. I don't get you people
and frankly I don't want to. Damn monkeys.
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We drive Hummers in the ARMY, but I guess we should stop
right. Maybe you guys could send us some Hondas. That might work
Hondas in Iraq, yea. Democarst belive in the right of women the
right to chose. Yet, you people dont think people should be given
the right to chose their vehicle. My god your hypocritical.
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You guys f*ckin' blow. You lost ! I love seeing you lose SO
badly. Save the "workers of the world" speech
on me, please, I'm tired of it. I'm a Republican - and it's YOU
who should be "red" and us who should be "blue"
- ever wonder why the Mainstream Media made us the "red's"
? Because making you the Red's would insinuate that you're
communists. It's believeable that you are. Nobody would
believe that we are, hence, we're the "Reds."
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Haha you democrats are so damn ignorant, your heads are
way to far up your asses to realize that you guys dont know what
you stand for and that no one else gives a shit. You think I have
a lower I.Q. than you because im a Republican, think again, whats
your cup of tea, cause I know more about it. If I ever catch a democrat
of yours tagging an SUV then I will tag him with the hockey stick
that's always in my car, and i'll tell ya, I hope I do catch one.
Dont ever forget this saying; "god wanted us to laugh, thats
why he gave us democrats."
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you don't fuck with me, and I won't smack you up side of your stupid
fuckin head. truly well said.
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You pink liberal fags don’t know shit about shit and proof
of that is a republican in the white house. Quit acting like Jesus
is on your side and if Jesus did come back he would shit on you
jealous motherfuckers who cant even afford a car and console yourself
by complaining about our rich republican asses and how we ruin the
land that you pieces of shit cant even afford to buy. I hope the
gas I buy is put to use by a terrorist (or so you say) to blow up
your wife/fag partner (if you could afford the wedding) and your
Communist kids (if you didn’t have to put them up for adoption
(for financial reasons)) P.S. You should be grateful that I buy
so much gas because the tax that I pay on it covers your fucking
welfare.
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us consumes 120 billions gallons of gas a year-big surprise! its
not all suvs either. we are nothing like the european countries
that love to hate and slam us for any reason. we use gas mostly
because our counrty is so damn big! we can drive farther to work
every day than europeans go to other countries! we have lots of
wide open spaces and have to travel-are we going to take a bike
like europeans! reduce oil consumption by 10 percent and we would
devastate terroist oil people. your article is bogus.we use 193
billion gallons a year and are saying it would not affect oil consumption!
if we are 25 percent of the oil market and we reduce by 10 percent
that would totally affect the market prices and them! it is very
simple math!
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Racism is a alive and well. What is a racist? A racist is one who
does things by race, a racist is one who wants special consideration
for members of a given race. I find that most blacks and hispanics
are racist.
Racism exist when government and groups give special consideration
or denies consideration to members of a given race.(Affermative
action is racism)
The government has hundreds of programs with a big sign (WHITE MALE
NEED NOT APPLY) This is racism. In the past, racism was a matter
of personal taste, a birds of fether thing, but today, racism is
a matter of government mandate. New Mexico governor has pushed through
a law that provides extra money for hispanic education. This is
racism. Blacks, browns, reds, and yellows have all organized into
racist groups and demand spcial privileges. They want the white
male to pay the bill. They feel that those who created this country
should be dinied access that what we created. I guess it's time
for White Americans to organize and demand equal rights and even
refuse to pay taxes. I WONDER WHY SO MANY WHITE AMERICANS ARE JOINING
THE MILITIA? James Demarest
Nutty Christian Emails
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i dont think so. do you even know your savior? i bet you dont even
know are you saved?????? do you know where you came from and dont
say evolution because its been proved that there is no such thing.
that bible shows us this in genesis 1:1 and if you dont believe
it read it. also the cell principle states that living things are
made of cells and all cells only come from preexisting cells so
ill go ghetto wat up now? do still believe that christians are stupid.
thats wat i thought... read revelations 21:8 and talk to GOD about
it.
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my name is Michael, and I feel so sorry for you
because the hatetred you feel towards others is your greatest downfall.
I would ask you to only consider your ways because you must give
an account to Almighty God, and because of that I will pray for
you. Michael
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if you REALLY believed if God, you'd know he would return
long before we get the chance to "destroy" the planet.
Perhaps your time would be better spent volunteering at your local
homeless shelter. If you really want to make a change in the world,
start in your own neighborhood.
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I said a prayer for you when I read some of the things on your website.
A day is coming that WE all will give an account of our lives and
what we did with them.
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I don’t plan on having children, I have a very good job, and
I truly don’t care about the planet after I’m gone.
So what if that’s selfish, I enjoy all the fruits that my
lifestyle offers. I’m a DINK (dual income no kids) by choice,
and love it. Yes I drive this vehicle with just two of us in the
house; I’m self centered and truly enjoy it. Also if I ever
see someone “tagging” and SUV I will hold until the
police arrive.
Believe me I can, you may also have an accident before they get
there, it will be hard to tag with broken hands.SUV's are the safest
vehicles on the road, everyone knows that. The Yugo types that you
must endorse are nothing more than death traps for the occupants
in almost any type of accident.
You seem to think that Jesus would care about what we drive. What
do you care? You don't care about anything He did or said. You mock
Him all the time. Maybe you should be asking what your god, allah
(aka,satan) drives. I bet he'd drive a fucking tank!!
Last point. If I ever catch one of your tribe putting a sticker
on any of my vehicles I'll go the other route. Shove it up their
nose so they have to pull it out their ass! How's that for being
diverse?! Have a nice day.
You may think I'm angry, I'm not. I have an unbelievable life, and
for my age I have made an unfucking believable amount of money.
So remember, you have a choice and so do I. You don't fuck with
me, and I won't smack you up side of your stupid fuckin head.
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I really don’t get the whole point of your site… It
really only seems to fulfill the whole stereotypical American theme.
You know which one I’m talking about… The one that says,
“Hey look at me, I’m an obnoxious, self-centered jackass
that couldn’t see the truth if sewn to my nose.” As
it appears, you are just as bad if not worse than the people you
claim to hate. First off you make it seem as if SUVs are the only
thing contributing to the downfall of civilization. They’re
not the only things that use gasoline and gasoline isn’t the
only thing that creates pollution or the need for war. Believe it
or not, the Middle East is not the only place that oil comes from.
In fact, according to the Energy Information Administration, the
US imports more oil from Canada than we do from the Middle East/
Persian Gulf Area. Also, the US produces almost half of its own
oil (wrong [ed.]). Therefore, the US doesn’t
need Iraq or the rest of the Middle East for oil. True gas prices
would rise but, who cares? If money is all you care about than you.
Another fact, the US didn’t buy oil from Iraq, but from OPEC.
Yes, Iraq is a member of OPEC, but OPEC is the one we buy from and
Iraq barely makes a fraction of that. Back to the gasoline thing.
What about people that waste energy not by driving SUVs but by leaving
every light in the house on, plus their TVs, Radios, Computers,
et cetera. That uses more energy in a week than an SUV uses in a
month.
I really don’t have the time to sit here and try to convince
you that you are the one that needs to be boycotted or shot or whatever
it is you think you’re doing. I support your right of opinion
that you are entitled to by being an American however I think that
this is one of those instances where you need to show some self
restraint because instead of actually helping anything, you perpetuate
to oblivious American stereotype.
So while you exercise your freedom of speech but don’t actually
use it in a constructive way, I am going to exercise my right to
bear arms, I am going to go to church, and I will pray that a glass
of ice water be send to you in hell, a.k.a. your idea of a paradise,
where everyone conforms to the ideas of one another and they burn
oil in barrels, just because that’s ok, as long as its not
in an SUV.
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*This is not an angry letter*
sadly just as you say christians are jugmental blood sucker's who
only need God because he is a crutch-a safe choice instead of facing
reality (yes i'm aware you didnt say that/more or less) It seems
like you are judging them without knowing the entire truth.(where
did you get your information? past hurts that are biased(if you
made it this far good! it get's better) I am entirely sure
what you are speaking about on this web site are those who are playing
with God--Not those who's life was saved and actually practice what
you preach. Not those Who do love who dont judge and who Know god
exsists-not trying to prove it but know. Those who did'nt grow up
in the best nieghborhood, who went through shelter after shelter--but
still came out on top with a sane mind a loving family..but I'm
getting ahead of myself. Obvouisly someone, somewhere lied to you
about what God stands for,what's his purpose and how he feels about
you ,(yes God does feel-- dont check out yet! I know this is hard
to grasp but stay with me...) I am going to answer some quetions
and give some helpful hints:
1. hint: if you are going to quote the Bible make sure you do your
reseach and know what the verse means, and try giving the before
and after verses so it doesnt seem like god promotes the oppression
of women and slavery and beating your kids (due more research)
2. Did the jews kill jesus? A:No , no one did because Jesus wasnt
a victim he gave up his life willingly.
3. why doenst anyone hate the devil? God is good and the devil is
bad and yet god is the one who reaps the benifits! goD said the
deveil came to steal kill and distro but i came to give LIFE and
it moer abundantly"
i got a whole nother list
ps: i'm a democrate so dont assume all christians are republicans,
and im humman and make mistake like you but god didnt when he made
all of us. stop listening to lies and find out the whole truth.
Go to a good chuch that has people who actullay Love God and not
themselves...oh they are out there you have to look
Nice
(or Reasonable) E-mails to us, and a letter
from a soldier!
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This is a great web site!! There's so much stuff on it that makes
me laugh!! Keep up the great work!! Hopefully, you'll be sending
a strong message to all....which will be enough to keep a limp wristed,
snivling liberal out of the White House!
p.s. I don't drive an SUV. I have a ERA 427 Cobra that gets 9 mpg(hi-test)
In case you don't know, it only holds two people, no large luggage
and burns through 2 quarts of oil every 600 miles!!
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I love your site. I am a mother of 2 kids, and my husband and myself
both own very small, compact cars. We fit fine for trips, we do
not LIVE OUT OF OUR CARS, and borrow a truck when we actually need
it for hauling stuff. There is NOTHING that will have a better impact
on our environment than to stop with the huge vehicle addiction
nonsense. Going organic, supporting local farmers, cloth diapers,
wearing cotton, I actually have co-workers with these bumper stickers
on their huge SUV's, it's just embarrassing. Thanks!
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Hi all- Ryan Steele's MySpace page can
be found here:http://www.myspace.com/captain_wayne
Let him know what you think of his "big man, little penis"
Jeep.
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"The bigger the SUV the smaller the penis" I would buy
one in an instant.
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Hilarious!These stickers are awesome! I can't wait to start printing
them. It's so depressing how many SUV's are out there. I feel like
I'm gonna have a panic attack when I'm out on the road and realize
the sheer number of these greedy jerks.
Blaming either political party for the amount of gas we use as a
nation is both a jaded and unintelligent comment. I'm a republican,
but I'm also a fan of your cause. I flip off every Hummer H2 driver
I see (www.fuh2.com) and try to educate my friends about making
intelligent buying decisions when it comes to cars. I think the
way to go about this whole thing is to re-educate the public that
fuel is not a resource that has inexhaustable supplies. We WILL
run out some day, and so now is the time to start conserving. Since
taxation is the way that BOTH parties use to solve their problems,
why not make gas guzzlin' SUV's nigh impossible to own by certain
individuals by imposing taxes based on EPA estimated fuel economy
rating? If you're SUV gets less than 15 MPG in the city, then you
can pay either a certain $$ amount up front when you purchase the
vehicle, or charge them a certain amount of taxes on a yearly basis.
Not only would this "punish" theh soccer moms that are
driving SUV's, but taxes could provide a slight relief from rising
fuel costs. What sayest thou?
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I love this website! It is hilarious and tells it like it is! I
am a Christian, but I'm not some nut who takes everything in the
bible as the complete and absolute truth. I actually use my brain.
Sadly enough, there seem to be plenty of Americans out there who
don't. I just hope that this website can knock some sense into them!
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Sadly, the vast majority of my brothers and sisters in Christ (Christians,
i.e., church of Christ) are republicans. The re-publican mindset
is full of paranoia, hatred, bigotry, racist, gun-toting selfish
"good 'ol boys." How the world despises us!
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I've started a site that has a limited run of FREE stickers - "MY
OTHER CAR IS A PANZER"
See http://axlesofevil.net for more information.
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Great site. Just an idea--has anyone ever thought of tagging with
magnetic stickers? There would be an obvious cost issue, but maybe
a 'tag' that was easily removable would give less cause for potential
assault and battery...? Let me know when I may buy them
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ya know, sometimes being strange , is'nt enough
vote democrat!!!!
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I am very angry about all the suvs which are getting more and more
here in europe. I have created an own sticker, which is based on
an very known pro-trucker-campaign (it won't be verky known in US).
Originally it is called "LKW - friends on the road". LKW
is german and stands for Trucks. I have modified it a little bit,
so it's against SUVs: here.
If you like to, feel free to post it on your website. Best regards
from Austria!
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WHY DO THE YOUNG REPUBLICANS NOT WANT ANSWERS TO THE COMMON THREAD
BETWEEN SAUDI, AND BUSH JUNIOR FAMILIES
WHY ??
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This is an awesome site! I have told all
my democratic
friends and family about it. Fabulous...thanks for all the work
you have done compiling all this information, WOW!!!
Brenda from Nevada
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I'm a 22 year old environmental engineering
major. I'm hoping to get a good paying job in the future doing something
good for the environment, even if it isn't fixing things like gas
mileage or anything. Not that there aren't already ten alternatives
to gas.
Anyway, I was almost killed by a 30 something white soccer mom
in a giant SUV with no one in the car but herself, for about the
80th time today and decided to look online for cheap or free stickers
so I could just slap them on every truck in a parking garage once
a week till they all have gay rights or pro-environment stickers
on them.
Apparently I'm not the first to come up with the idea, and as I
feared, it is a bit dangerous.
So anyway, I want to say kudos to you because I think in at least
this respect we're on the same side of the oil war. But since I
can't do much about it yet, i'll just have to bide my time till
I get a meaningful job doing something that actually works to FIX
the environment.
But mainly I want to say keep up the good fight and do whatever
it is you do in the name of environmental protection and whatnot.
I began my schooling torn between transportation design engineering
and environmental and was thinking of getting a double major like
that, so I could have the credentials to go to the government and
tell them there is need for a change.
But I figured one more educated liberal wouldn't exactly sway the
military industrial complex or whatever the senate has going on
with the oil companies and car manufacturers.
Sorry to drag on so long, but I'm sorta depressed about having
my idea deflated so fast by the news that tagging is so dangerous.
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This is awesome. Have been looking for something like this.
Although one mustb' tag. Tagging is illegal. What about one that
says "It's my environment too"
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Please make one that says: The bigger the car The dumber you are.
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Hi, I've started a site that has a limited run of FREE stickers
- "MY OTHER CAR IS A PANZER"
See http://axlesofevil.net for more information.
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Hilarious anti-SUV song at http://www.myspace.com/rbuch
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As an SUV-hating Republican (I realize
some believe that's an oxymoron), I'd like to suggest another guerilla
sticker for your portfolio: MY GUZZLING IS WHY YOUR SON'S IN IRAQ
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I like you guys that run this site…some
things you talk about I don’t agree with (being a soldier
and all) but to tell the truth most of what you’re saying
are things I have been saying for a few years now. I don’t
consider myself republican (I HATE everything they have been doing
to this country) nor a democrat I would like to think of myself
as a free thinking American. However I am willing to support
you guys; and fuck those other haters since all they are cowards…just
like that picture you have in your gallery; we soldiers are dying
in our hummers so some republican bastard can play
soldier in theirs. Thank you.
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I like hearing from the people who think that threatening physical
violence will somehow make driving their SUV less about their inferiority
complex. I'm still waiting for an INTELLIGENT response, and
I fear I'll be waiting forever. Educated republicans are like
the tooth fairy, you always hear about them, but never see them.
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All Republicans are not stupid. It is also true that all Democrats
are not stupid. The problem is that enough of them are to
bring this entire nation down. In general, the lowest common
denominators in our society, the stupid, the lazy, and the evil,
are ruining are country because our government is catering to them.
The government is catering to them by dumbing down our schools,
giving easy access to welfare, and not punishing criminals in this
nation enough. This government and it's policies are raising
a generation of stupid, lazy, and selfish children who will one
day run this country into the ground. It is bad now, but it
is going to get much, much worse. Unfortunately, the children
with the potential to overcome the handicaps placed on them by our
government are greatly outnumbered by those children who have little
or no potential. And it is those children, the have nots,
who are and will continue to be rewarded by a government that does
not demand enough of its citizens. Our schools do not push
our children to learn enough. Our general society has blurred
the line between right and wrong, and does not demand responsibilty
or accountability enough. Our judicial system does not punish
and rehabilitate our criminals well enough. Our failed government
is failing us by not demanding the best of us. Instead, it
only settles for average, or in many cases, less than average.
Holding the many back for the sake of the few who can't keep up
is not the proper way to sustain a great nation. It is the
responsibility of us all to help those who can't or won't help themselves,
but not at the expense of others. It is the responsibility of our
government and our society to demand the best from those citizens
who can provide it. To do that, the government must allow
the best of our society to go as far as they can by provding a top
notch school system, a strong support system, and a judicial system
that does not compromise justice.
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What you guys advocate is stoooopid, regardless of your policical
views. And just because someone makes a "typo" doesn't
mean their stoooopid, a Republican or a SUV owner. I'm a gun-toting,
Republican and agree very much that Hummer, Expedition, Excursion
owners should be shot for driving those GD "short buses".
But sticking a bumper sticker on expensive, private property is
beyond idiotic. -Honda Civic owner (40+ MPG)
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Conservative Christian Republicans(resistered trademark) absolutely
LOVE prophecies. You know what type of prophecies I mean? All those
Biblical Prophecies they love to (mis)interpet as meaning: Nuclear-War-With-The-Evil-Commie-Soviet-Baddies/
Micro-Chips-Inserted-Into-Everybody's-Foreheads/ Asteroids-Smashing-Into-The-Ocean-Flooding-Parts-Of-The-Earth/
Homosexuals-Being-Destroyed-By-Fire-From-Heaven/ Nuclear-War-With-The-Evil-Terrorist-Moslem-Baddies,
etc. etc. etc. etc.
I don't actually remember reading those Prophecies in the Bible,
but I JUST KNOW that they are there. The Lord tells me so.
Well, here's a little prophecy from the Cree Indian Native Americans
that the Conservatives have conviently over-looked: "Only when
the last tree has been cut down; only after the last river has been
poisoned; only after the last fish has been caught; only then will
you find that money cannot be eaten."
A little "food for thought" for our "fishes and loaves
friends."
Ciao.
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It's my experience that most Suv owners are usually obese republicans
who can't fit into any other vehicle. They stick one on those supposedly
patriotic bumper stickers on their behemoths and shop at Walmart.
Sad, sad, sad....
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Peace. We got a song called SUV, that we think
you might be
Its a rough version right now, but the final version should be done
shortly.
check SUV by Frequency Activism at
www.myspace.com/frequencyactivism
The eco-hip hop movement has begun.
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As a Republican who HATES SUV's and those who drive them with a
passion, and as someone who lives in Massachusetts, I'd like to
let you know that at least in this state there are just as many,
if not more, DEMOCRATS who drive SUVs, as crazy, gun-totin Republicans.
And they all suck equally. Even though I'm a registered Republican,
i'm about as far left as you can get regarding the SUV issue.
I'm more of a Pat Buchanan Republican than a Bush Republican (not
sure which y'all think is worse, although at least Patty Boy opposed
the war). OK, i'm rambling now, i'm done. Just keep
in mind, SUV owners are most certainly not on one side of the aisle,
especially up here in New England.
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Not everyone who buys an SUV does it because of "status"--some
people need them. I own one and it comes in very handy in a household
with two people, two dogs, three kids and two rental properties.
Have you ever tried to stick eight bags of cement in a 5-Series
BMW's trunk? LOL. It sort of doesn't work. Having said that I can
see where you are coming from. I am fortunate enough to live in
one of those evil upper middle-class neighborhoods. And there are
folks around here who fit your stereotype of the penis compensating
"bigger is better and I'll kick your ass if you don't like
it" variety. I'll be more than happy to rat those a-holes out
to you should you ever decide to make a statement in my neighborhood.
Hell, I'll even take one of your, "I'm Changing the Climate"
stickers on my Tahoe's bumper. I'll even put it there myself. (I'm
rational on the outside, but with a seriously twisted sense of humor
on the inside.) Good luck!
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Greetings,
I drive a medium sized pick-up truck for work, and drive it very
conservatively, managing to squeeze 24 mpg on the highway.
I never pretended that I ever needed 4x4, and therefore never had
to urge to buy a vehicle with it.
I often find myself surrounded by petite suburbanite women driving
SUV's that are just way too huge, and I find myself thinking, Why?
I believe the strongest point we can make is that a person should
drive what they need, rather than what they want. Automotive
marketing has delivered this false image of success and security
to people in the form of an SUV, and its about time we put a stop
to it. I applaud your sites courage and boldness. Maybe in
time its people like yourselves that will play the biggest role
in finally putting this to rest. Thank you.
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How about an unscientific rebuttal from an engineer? OK - here goes.
Not that I don't appreciate your right to spew whatever foolishness
you like, but your connection between Republicans and SUV's is a
little shaky. In LA, usually the only people stupid enough to spend
50,000 bones on an SUV vote Democratic. Maybe it's only in LA. I
doubt it. Oh by the way, you aren't really foolish enough to trust
a spell-checker are you.
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Stupid people with SUV's is not a political party issue and it's
not as clear cut as Republican=SUV drivers. States such as California
and Florida are a huge consumer of SUV's? Let's also note that in
these states, an SUV is purely a status symbol. In fact, there are
ethnic groups that make up a large percentage of the Democratic
constituency that overwhelmingly prefer SUV's and other gas guzzling
vehicles.
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I think this site is great. I don't really care much about SUV owners
consuming too much oil. I would like to see less SUV's on the road
though because they pose hazards to other vehicles. They are too
big and make extra "blind spots" on the road. I think
they should have to get a special license to drive an SUV. Maybe
that would discourage and prevent some people from driving huge
SUV's.
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check out this bumper sticker:
http://phaster.com/road_trips/urban_suv_waste_of_money.gif
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Ever consider the positive environmental contributions of president
bush and bin laden? It may seem hard to believe, but it is true!
These two idiots by introducting global economic uncertainity lessen
global demand for consumer products and thus indirectly do more
than their fair share to save the environment....
http://www.phaster.com/war_is_good/
p.s. if ya really want to make SUVs unpopular consider, ever
consider another marketing champaing that equates vain consumers
of SUVs to idiots exploited by car companies....
http://www.phaster.com/road_trips/anti-suv_ad.html
My only requests are that you require a valid e-mail address to
send comments and that you show those addresses on the posts.
Alot of right-wing dickhead types like to throw challenges and threats
out there. I'd simply like the chance to respond to them and
take them up on their challenges. They'll soon learn that
not all progressives are pacifists.
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My site is intended for anti SUV activists to print
out posters to display in their own area. The site is English and
so some of the humour (we try and use humour to make SUVs look dumb)
might be a bit "English" but I am sure other posters in
the collection will appeal to your fellow country men.
The site is at...(here)
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Ideas:
Burning Tomorrow's Fuel Today!
I'm a BIG Polluter!
Driver Has Small Man Parts.
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Hello, In France (Paris first, then in some big cities), a group
called "les Dégonflés" ("The Deflated
Ones") deflate SUVs' tires.
They are famous now, as many newspapers told about them.
They use bicycle air valves (especially to avoid alarms).
Their blog: (here)
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I drive a 99 Nissan Frontier that gets 26 MPG after
110K miles so I would probably laugh if any one ever actually tagged
my truck. In fact I might even put one on myself if I find
one that is tasteful.
But the chances of that happening are very slim as I live in a small
rural town in New Mexico. Of course I don’t consider
it an SUV and by my definition I will never own an SUV, but I have
and will own a 4X4. The difference is simple a 4X4 is an SUV
with extra things like scratches, dents, dings and the most important
thing DIRT. My friends and I have a requirement that when
we get a truck or 4X4 the first weekend we have to take it out and
get it some appropriate damage.
Another group that gets irritated by the SUV craze are the ones
that actually want to go offroading. Many of the vehicles
that were once very capable and durable have now been watered down
with things like traction control, ABS brakes, street tuned suspensions,
wheel wells that are too small to fit decent sized tires, leather
bucket seats, 3 climate zones, the lack of a low range in the transfer
case, no locking differentials, plush carpeting, and a 6 cd changer.
(well ok I can understand the last one.) Many of the things
that make a vehicle behave better on road aren’t desirable
off road, with most things being a trade off making industry build
a vehicle to suit the masses instead of the original purpose.
If you look at any of the off roading sites you will also notice
that most of the 4X4 meant for back country trails and rock crawling
are midsized or smaller. Mud bogging and Baja are the only
ones that I know of that have a large number of full sized vehicles.
One of the biggest things that annoys those of us with 4X4 is when
a person driving an SUV gets on a dirt road and putter along at
15 mph or less down the middle so that no one can pass them.
An amusing story, I got off the freeway to get some gas and
there was this lady in a suit that matched the color of her excursion
already pumping gas. I put about 15 gallons in (I have a 16
gallon tank), went inside to pay, and she was still pumping when
I topped the hill to get back onto the freeway. I wonder what
she says about the gas prices now as they were about $1.30/gallon
at the time.
My view on gas prices, If you drive a sensible vehicle you can complain
otherwise shut up. My view on voting, If you voted either
way you can complain, other wise shut up. My view on our current
wars Afghanistan- it needed to be done. Iraq-it was a bad idea to
begin with but now that we are in it we have no choice but to make
sure we clean up our mess. (we’re going to have to be
there for several more years)
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you're a lot more likely to effect change if you couch the good
ideas you have less in the language of extreme and hate-filled attitudes.
in the adolescent maturity aspect of the way you do this, you are
delusional in not admitting to yourselves how very similar you are
to the supposed SUV drivers your sterotype into one pigeonhole.
Read Thomas Friedman from New York Times for a more mature outlook
on some very good ideas for change. You're not changing any minds
this way, just shouting out loud how much you hate stupid American
rednecks (a tad of hypocrisy here? no, of course not, of course
you have the high moral ground so you can be as prejudiced as you
like!!!) to boost your egos and try to feel good about yourselves.
You can be a moderate without being compromised or ineffective.
wait - why am I even writing to you? I have to congratulate you
on admitting you think Republicans and red-staters are stupid. You're
not hypocrites: You admit that you're prejudiced and believe in
pigeonholing people. I wonder if you've ever reflected on how simple-minded
this is, as well as the fact it removes any moral ground you have
to criticize any simple-mindedness or prejudices on the part of
others who may perhaps be said Republicans. Now, you may have many
good points; it's just sad you're not mature enough to realize that
you undercut them by trying so hard to be radicals. Can you really
look at someone driving in an SUV and deem yourself worthy of judging
that they can be painted with your wide brush? Do you know their
politics? When and why they bought the SUV? Their current economic
situation? Everything on your site strongly suggests you entirely
100% admittedly prejudge anyone driving and SUV from your moral
pulpit. If you do not drive a gas powered car you have a lot more
authority for this. However any self styled radical who burns more
gas in their Volvo than I do in my Montero Sport and projects their
hallucinations of what kind of person I am based on what I'm driving
(and it's obvious there are plenty of these people) is the worst
kind of hypocrite. And they're not helping the world, just engaging
in "moral masturbation." All prejudiced people are assholes;
and the extreme left has just as many faults as the extreme right.
You people probably will end up just as corrupt as George Bush when
you grow up - you demonstrate those tendencies with your hate, prejudice,
self-congratulation, and deep down caring more about how radical
you come off than actually changing minds which is the only way
you're ever going to change behavior. (Note: this correspondent
posted4 additional emails the same day, but they're more or less
encapsulated here.)
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Unless you've already done it....for a new bumper
sticker could I
suggest -"WHAT WOULD SATAN DRIVE?" + SUV picture
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Here's a letter I sent to Bojangles, a fast food
chicken restaurant chain. Why corporate America and even smaller
businesses think Hummers are cute roving billboards is beyond my
comprehesion. I usually take note and avoid doing business with
people/companies/corporations that think this way. That goes as
well for Suburbans, Expeditions, and Excursions that are used
as roving billboards...
As a long time Bojangles customer I would like to make the following
suggestion... I just saw a Humvee or Hummer that is some sort of
promotional vehicle for your company. These vehicles are a very
negative thing for Bojangles because of the following:
1.Sets a bad example for young people (macho/gas hog car as fashion
statement).
2. Symbolizes excessive consumption & greedy selfishness, I'll
drive this "thing" because its my RIGHT not because I
need to and I could give a ---- about the safety of everyone else
on the public highways.
3. At a time when we are at war presumably because of oil, the popularity
of these vehicles is the last thing America needs. So why give them
any additional airplay?
Here's an idea. Why not buy 3-4 Volkswagen diesel Passats or some
other diesel vehicle. (I say 3-4 since I believe you could buy that
many for the price of that Hummer). Now, find someone who can convert
the grease collected at your restaurants into BIODIESEL. Then plaster
the vehicles with your logos and put some other signage on the cars
saying that they are powered by "BOJANGLES BIODIESEL",
"CHICKEN FUEL", "COUNTRY FRIED GO JUICE"....something
along those lines. This could be a great publicity grabber plus
you know that you are doing responsible things, as a corporation,
for your community and country at large. Think about it...and by
the way...you could have paid an ad agency $100,000.00 to come up
with a concept like this. I offer it to you for free! I'll take
some free chicken biscuits if you feel charitable...
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Wow. Love your site but am heading for the hills after reading some
of the letters you've received.
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Obviously your political leanings are to the "left", which
is absolutely fine. I will point out that for the past 60 years
there has been an extreme centralization of power in this country
that has all but stripped the states of any real authority in self
government. Thanks to the Democrats, primarily, for making all the
great social programs possible by turning over absurd amounts of
power to the central government. Well, the Democrats have been so
blinded by all the "great" things the feds can do for
the people of this country (whether they want it or not) they haven't
appreciated that they have created the perfect system for the ascention
to power of the tyrant we have in office now. Democrats and Republicans
alike - you don't get to pick and choose which aspects of the constitution
you want to ignore. Once you set a precedent for circumventing the
Constitution the game is over. Ever heard of the 10th Amendment?
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I am an environmentalist, and a Democrat. But first
and foremost I need to support my family and my career. I drive
a Suburban and get flack from a lot of people who speak before they
think. Chevy is coming out with a semi-hybrid option on the tahoe
in a few years and as soon as I can afford it I'll go get one. But
for now, don't litter my truck or say you'll be violent towards
me because I drive an SUV
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Here is a sticker idea I came up with . Place it on an SUV (Preferably
a Hummer) "Fuck the future.I'm worth it"
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HUMMER= DUMMER
10 SOLDIERS PER DAY
10 MILES PER GALLON
HUMMER: COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING? PRIUS ENVY
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To all those Rich Republicans driving those gas
sucking SUVS, it's nice you're willing to help George and his already
wealthy friends get a little more richer and be responsible for
people dying for oil to fill that SUV. One thing, not everyone drving
SUVs are rich enough to keep gas in them. Some REpublicans are poor
and they have go to church social service agencies to get help with
their rent, electricity and even their food, so that they have money
to help fill those SUVs. I know this because my husband works in
church social service agency. Yes there are poor people driving
gas guzzling, blood letting SUVs. NOt everyone driving those
kind of vehicles can afford them. They are poor Republicans that
have been convinced to vote with a political party that has done
nothing to help the American worker, except sell them fear, send
their jobs overseas and tell them it's all right because GODis a
REpyublican and he hates Gays. To all you Rich Republicans driving
your big fat SUVs, having lived through the oil boycot of the 1970's
and know that we don't provide our own oil and the spicot can be
shut off anytime by the ARabs and then where wil you be(PARKED).
HA!HA! Oh well, maybe you can use your SUV for a place to live when
the Stock Market tanks and the lights go out. By the way isn't Bin
Laden an Arab?
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Lately I've been hit with the weird question: "Well, what would
Jesus do?". After much thought, I think I have an answer: Probably
get himself killed again.
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Ideas for anti SUV bumper stickers:
"Your ugly SUV is burying our children"
"If you supported the troops, you'd drive a hybrid"
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Hey all, do Americans want a no-bullshit explanation on why the
average joe overseas can't stand their country? Here it is; Oh,
and I'm from Australia.
Entertainment Tonight. Since when is a tour of a morgue entertainment?
Oh yes, when it is America ignoring the boundaries of bad taste
for the sake of a citizenry of dead-eyed TV zombies.
Fat. Americans are fat. Not all of course, but if you had to go
by averages the typical American is an obese, resource consuming,
TV worshipping slob.
Loud. Americans are loud. They talk a lot yet have nothing to say.
A constant stream of whining shit that is compensation for not actually
having anything substantial to say.
Money. It is the all consuming driving force behind the lives of
every American. After TV there is nothing more important than money,
and displaying it as if it really matters. In Australia we have
a word for someone who swans around flashing their wealth and relying
on it to impress - dickhead.
Bling bling. Do you guys get your slang words from Sesame Street?
Oh wait, Sesame Street is more mature than that.
Complete ignorance of the outside world. Case in point - The Simpsons
visit Australia.
Lazy. Australia was colonized almost the exact same time as America,
yet we didn't get rich off slavery. We got rich on doing the hard
work ourselves.
Stuck in the fanaticism of medieval religion. Did you know the earth
is round? Just thought you'd like to know.
Hypocrisy. Only one country has used weapons of mass destruction,
TWICE, on two civilian cities. Can you guess who that was? By the
way, Britain did all the hard work in WW2.
And most of all. That dumb-shit, mutton-headed, coke-snorting, bible-thumping,
red-neck, ignorant, illiterate, corrupt, Cheney puppet retard you
have sending thousands of your people to their gruesome deaths in
an illegal invasion that has forever destroyed any hope of world
peace. AND YOU FUCKING VOTED FOR HIM!
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Hahahah. Hello, there. I was recently looking up a "fun fact"
for my Social Studies project for school. (Eh. I'm in seventh grade.
-sigh-) When, lookie here, I found your awesome website. Good lord.
I couldn't stop laughing. It's amazing how imbecilic and moronic
people these days can be. (....If imbecilic is even a word...) However,
it gives us others something to find amusement from. I'm a
twelve year old liberal, and I've followed George's speeches and
crap. I think I am one of many who despise him. In fact, I don't
think that. I know so. Pathetic, really. But sometimes good can
come out of it. I mean, come on. What fun would it be making fun
of an intellectual, smart, charming and perfect president? ...It
wouldn't be. I mean, sure, people would, no matter what, but it'd
just be dumb material. However, with stupid people it's a different
case. Hahah. Comedy relief for all! (...Except when you realize
they're going to tax your bum off. That's not so nice.) Oh yeah!
That Jesus vs. Bush? HAAHAHAHAH!!!!! Can you make /that/ into a
sticker?!?!
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Here's a suggestion for a bumper sticker I'd love to see you guys
make: "I'm supporting terrorism one tankful at a time"
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I stumbled into your web site by accident; it gave me a
good hour of fun strolling around reading everything. Some
of my fellow conservatives get a little carried away when they send
you those nasty emails, open debate is such a good thing when it's
done with some modicum of intellect. I did like your advisory
though, as an SUV driver, NRA member, and military veteran with
a conceal and carry permit, I do pack and wouldn't want to mistake
a tagger for an attacker.
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How about a TEXAN Presidents Suck T-shirt....on
the back...First Lyndon Johnson and Vietnam and now GW Bush and
Iraq? As a republican who owns a hybrid and is voting for Kerry
Edwards, I love your site. Thanks for dissenting
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while i do not always approve of vandalism, i think
it's really sad how many passive aggressive fucks have told you'll
you suck. people fight in the way that fits them best, if you don't
approve of vandalism, don't do it! if you don't want to suck terrorist
oil, don't do it! keep fighting!!!! i love you.
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I wonder if suv's run on blood--hmmm...
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I made a BOYCOTT OBESE VEHICLES sticker with a very
fat pig/SUV with a curly tail. It makes people self-conscious.
My drawing lacks artistic merit. Wish someone would make one for
me with a great pig-vehicle on it. stodd@acsalaska.net
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I love your site it is bloody hilarious especially the suv's love
terrorist oil stickers I think you guys are doin great things for
humanity keep up the good work -will, aus
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I feel the need to step in and voice
my concern. Not everyone driving an SUV is inherently evil or wants
to feel manly. Some of us are farmers, like me. I need a truck/SUV
to haul cattle around, pull my ammonia tanks to the filler, and
to basically do my job. If it wasn’t for me, no one would
be fed in this country. Does that mean I deserve my truck and SUVs
pasted with your slogans? I don’t believe so. I work hard,
and I enjoy my work and I need my tools to be able to do that. Vandalism
only makes people like me ashamed of what this country has become.
There used to be a certain respect for people's own decisions. If
someone had something better than you were glad for them. If they
had an apposing viewpoint you wouldn't hate them, you would be happy
that they were allowed to voice it. Now, taking it too far is vandalizing
property. I appreciate your viewpoint, and I think you have a valuable
message, but this is the wrong way to go about it. That SUV you’re
tagging may just be a farmer’s work truck. Not much reason
for that.
I drive:
04 Chevy Silverado 3500 Diesel (14 MPG)
1998 2500 Suburban (12 MPG)
04 Honda Civic Hybrid
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Nothing makes me more ill then driving down the
freeway, and seeing nothing but a lot of SUVs, with one passenger.
I hate them with a passion…I live in Houston, TX, a flat terrain...
and SUVs are the most futile automobiles on the road.
However, if you really want to impact people, you will never get
to them by destroying their property... ( I realize the disclaimers,
but please, I know its for legalities) Maybe instead of sticking
"opinionated" or "emotional" stickers on their
cars, you could go for a factual flyer.
Here are some ideas I have: The average driver drives 20,000 miles
per year. Compare the costs of what it cost for an SUV, a
compact car, and then a hybrid... have the numbers in total at the
end... I could do the research if you are interested. Elaborate
on the amount of pollution it causes, and the sociocentric points
of driving an SUV.
Maybe, at the bottom, the comment could be "Is it really worth
your acclaimed social status? Re-evaluate."
Also, terrorist? Please, really, come on now. It seems to me you
are going down to the average American level... Which is commendable,
but it doesn't help the whole ridiculous mind set that American’s
have about other cultures.
I really do think its neat that you guys are contributing to a cause,
for that I commend... just remember what pull you have... but how
is it any better than the conservatives spouting off their emotional
outcries about “gay-rights being immoral” or “abortion
being immoral” … Its bias! Enlightenment will always
prevail.
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SOLDIERS ARE DYING SO I CAN FILL UP MY SUV
DRIVE UP THE BODY COUNT, DRIVE AN SUV!
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please post, as i feel this really hits home......a bumper sticker
that reads "they'll need gas too, save a little something for
them" and a picture to the right of the statement showing a
group of young children. WOULD BE A VERY HIGH IMPACT STICKER
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I drive the heaviest SUV I can so I can survive a wreck with lighter,
smaller vehicle. The majority of the United States will drive
SUVs until a hybrid vehicle is made that has all the performance
of a gas-guzzler. Its the truth and until you go after the
car manufacturers vice the public, you are treating the symptoms
at the leaves and not the roots. Your cause will go nowhere
until you find the source of low-tech vehicles, which isn't you
and me-its those that cater to oil companies. And thats the
car companies. You guys can guilt trip and tag all the cars
you want- all you do is fight against your own cause and make guys
like me laugh in your face. Even if I'm wrong, its like little
kids- you tell them they aren't allowed to do something and you
can guarantee they will out of spite. Its like throwing rocks
at an aircraft carrier. All you do is look like an idiot.
Go about change in a professional manner and you may actually make
a difference. Hell, if you can help facilitate an equitable
alternative to my multiple gas guzzlers then even a white trash
bottom feeder like myself might even listen...
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I've got two original sticker ideas that I think are pretty good.
I have the first one on my car right now.
1. "Screw you and your flippin' SUV" (Double-meanings
are always fun.)
2. Oval "European style" sticker with the letters "SUV"
and a line drawn throughthe sticker. Easily read quickly in
traffic.
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Thanks for the website, you are doing a real public service (please
take that in the best possible spirit even though it comes from
a moderate, hunter, supporter of the current president [he aint
perfect but he's preferable to that Teddy Kennedy wannabe--heard
about John Kerry's new truth-in-politics campaign slogan? "He
wants your guns, ALL your money and your daughters too"] and
believer in conserving ALL the best of our country, including forests,
rivers, CLEAN AIR etc). Anyway, don't worry about talk radio,
it's just hot air. The fight against gas-guzzling murder machines
is probably the single most important issue today. Keep up
the struggle! Thanks again.
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Your site is great. I made Anti-SUV bumper stickers as well! I was
wondering if I can send you guys some to give away. The stickers
read as follows: small DICK, BIG car HUGE ASSHOLE
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comments: I'd love a bumper sticker that says "The larger the
SUV, the smaller the penis". That would look great.
I'd definitely buy one.
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I dislike LARGE SUV's, not small ones. How about a campaign
that makes driving a LARGE SUV miserable by: Making them miserable
to own one: Park your car too close to their driver door. Always
slow down when they drive behind you. Adjust your speed to
keep them from pullling into traffic. Etc. etc.
Signed......... An earth-loving Conservative
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As much fun as I could have slapping stickers on SUVs, I'd rather
have a sticker on my car that says something like, "This vehicle
is equipped with anti-SUV missle launching technology". That
way, when the angry guys in Hummers shot nasty glares at me I could
innocently smile back, and show how nice environmentally conscious
people can be.
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Angry guys in Hummers? Every time I pass one in my Hyundai
Accent, I crane my neck upward and see a little soccer mom half
my size driving it by herself to go sit in front of a computer at
the office.
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Many male SUV drivers have a small penis, many female SUV drivers
are vertically challenged. Many people buy SUVs to make a
false ego. For those scary letters, those are usually small
penis men who are having the Napoleon syndrome.
I may not be well hung, but my penis isn't tiny; and I don't have
to drive a vehicle to make a false ego.
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you guys are cool. i mean, free bumper stickers. that's wicked deck.
haha... i just like reading the hate mail. it's all testosterone-pumped
rednecks complaining about little stickers. it's very ironic that
someone that's big enough to "kick a puny little punk's ass"
can't handle a sticker. and everyone knows, fighting and violence
is a sign of in-tell-uh-gens. well, keep doing what you're doing,
regardless of how many complain because you're saying what you want
to say, and that's what america's all about.
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Yeah, i think that you should make a sticker that says SUV's=compensation.
That would really piss those guys off. It's not very political,
but immature and a good laugh. Just belittling people who have to
buy big cars cause they are small in the pants.
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Got a bumper sticker idea, it's not SUV- specific, but here ya go:
"If you fought for my right to dissent, why do you mind when
I do it?"
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I have been thinking of sticker ideas before finding your site and
I suggest: SUV (Sucking Up Valuable-resources)
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Ii seems that the size of the SUV is inversely proportionate to
the size of the driver... most soccer moms hardly able to see over
the dash. So here are a few sticker ideas:
1. "I DRIVE THIS MONSTROSITY TO COMPENSATE FOR MY LACK OF DRIVING
ABILITY"
2. "DON'T WORRY, IN CASE OF ACCIDENT I'LL PROBABLY SURVIVE"
3. "YES THE CAR IS BIG, BUT I'M NOT COMPENSATING... REALLY!"
4. PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE TO SUVs, LEAVE AT LEAST 2 PARKING SPACES.
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I HATE SUVs but, I'm a republican.
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I would like to see you make bumper stickers with this message:
SUV =Selfish Urban Vanity
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Make a new Bumper Sticker that says...Weapon of Mass Destruction
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Some Truly Scary E-Mails to Us
MRhotdogLA@aol.com writes:
brandy, you are a pansy weakling girlyman, you and your tramp tanya,
your remarks are those of a treasonous traitor,,,come to langdon
and parthenia any day and i will straighen you out boy.
did i say that you could write me back? no.
your kind take orders from people like me ,, ,now beat it boy,
i mean what i say, if you ever come to my neighborhood i will straigten
you out.
try me.
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ourgodhatesfags@aol.com writes:
HELLO FROM YOUR BUDDIES IN BAGHDAD, HOW ARE ALL MY FUDGEPACKING
BALLGARGLING CARPETMUNCHING DICKEATING QUICHE EATING SHIT FOR BRAINS
LIBERAL FRIENDS IN THE US? THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
I LOVE YOU.
SADDAM
NUKE IRAQ....FRY ALL THE SAND NIGGERS WITH A NUKE...WAR FOR OIL....DRIVE
MY SUV UP YOUR BIG FAGGOT ASSHOLE....LIBERALS LOVE IT IN THE ASS..
Rants
I am a supporter; just discovered you. (Sorry, no $ to spare for
you.) I have been tagging assholes' VEE-hi-culls for years. Below
is an essay from awhile ago -- as well as several stickers I've
used. (The 'playing soldier has always been my favorite and most-used.)
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A sticker I tag Hummers with is simply a complete reproduction,
special typefaces and all, of a grouping of dictionary definitions
of the word 'Hummer'.
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REAL TROOPS ARE DYING
SO THAT I CAN
PLAY SOLDIER IN THIS
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[Two versions of this one, with either a left arrow or a right arrow.
I add it alongside the driver's sticker of the fish eating the 'Darwin'
creature(in particular, the one whose fish contains the word "TRUTH"]:
<-- The REAL American Taliban
What Fuels These Mortals Be [Guzzling]
This is my reaction to that quaint, recent attempt by some, using
the Web, to boycott Exxon and Mobil -- the alleged Bad Guys making
our gasoline too expensive.
Please, make no mistake; I am no fan of bully-sized multinationals,
including those two. However, I think the current prices are still
lower, when adjusted for inflation, than in years past.
Be that as it may, we are in Iraq because so many cretinous, shortsighted,
infantile Americans know nothing about world events and history.
. . or the connections between their actions (and choices) and said
events and history. Among those [obscene] choices is the stupifying
popularity of SUV's and Hummers. (Why so many Republicans would
be seen in a truck emblazoned with the name of Clinton's favorite
"high crime and/or misdemeanor" is really beyond me.)
Especially nauseating is the sight of those conspicuous consumers
PLAYING SOLDIER in their $60k toys (Hummers) while REAL soldiers,
in REAL Humvees, are dying to protect their supposed right to such
toys, fueled by cheap gasoline. "Support Our Troops",
my ass.
I'm also ashamed of so many of my fellow boomers, and Americans
in general, who have yet to learn (with over 30 years to have done
so) the lessons of Earth Day, and the 70's oil embargo. These decades
of talk -- and all it is, among citizens and politicians alike,
is talk -- about "energy independence" mean nothing, and
will continue to mean nothing, until PAIN (boo-hoo!) causes the
average clueless, pampered North American to demand fuel-efficient
vehicles, think more about carpooling and the wiser use of fuel,
and actually support the development of the sundry alternative energy
sources and technologies available to us -- which, by the way, will
finally become competitive with the petroleum lifestyle (and hence
feasible), now that the latter is approaching a more realistic price.
Why do I say "more realistic"? Because, among other things,
we who share this globe with other people are now seeing the basics
of Supply and Demand at
work. . . in the shape of, among other things, growing demand for
oil from the one billion Chinese, and their burgeoning economy.
(They're actually emulating the U.S.-- the greatest country anywhere,
ever -- by clamoring for cars, fuel for their factories, and heat
for their modern homes. Who would've thunk it?)
While I certainly realize that there IS such a thing in this world
as price-gouging and price-fixing (witness Enron and the California
fuel crisis they fomented), that alone does not explain the current
price rises. Nor will vigorous policing to prevent undue profiteering
hold off the inevitable for very long.
And it IS inevitable.
I would also advise my fellow citizens to get used to the idea
of a REAL shock to the world oil market, and the global economy,
that will accompany the nearly-inevitable fall of the monumentally
corrupt and despotic House of Saud (the royal family ruling Saudi
Arabia, and great "friends" of the U.S.) Either the Muslim
Brotherhood of their numerous cousins will eventually bring down
that house of cards, and much of our guaranteed flow of cheap oil
with it. (Unless, of course, Bush & Co. succeed in their plan
to establish an invincible U.S. military presence throughout the
region, sufficient to actually protect and control the oil. But,
even were we to agree that that's a laudible goal, no one actually
paying heed to our already-overextended military, and our deficit-funded
economy -- not to mention the ineptitude of Bush & Co. -- actually
believes such a thing is possible.)
In short, dear friends, what we are seeing is chickens coming home
to roost.
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